Jasmine: This boy, Tommy*, came up to me today and said, “Hey, wanna be my girlfriend?”
Me: And, wha….
Jasmine: Oh, I said, “Ew, no! You realize we’re only in 3rd grade, right?”
Good girl
*The poor boy’s name was changed, so Jasmine's friends don’t find him at school tomorrow… He really doesn’t need further humiliation!
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